Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari

Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari ungliyan katani paregi,
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji
khani hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 821 views
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