Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:

Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:

teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views

Soch rha hun k...

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane
paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sholey ki team ne IPL me

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa at medical college

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. insan wohi hai

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam
aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap
hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)