Kiss Problem

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?

Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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