Master To Student

Master To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:
A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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