1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?

Bacha

Police me bharti krwane.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

khana kha raha tha,

kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
...
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,

per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Funny

Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,
Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Finding Perfect Men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Going to work

Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)