At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views

police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati

Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India kinadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…....

Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Sharab pite pite

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki
koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)