Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?

Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

Time will Pass

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar Ka Accident

Sardar Ka Accident Ho Gya tha.
Doctor Ne Poocha:

Sardar se ke Accident Kaise Huwa hai tera?
Sardar:

O Yaar Main Morr kattan Laga Se,
Te Aggay Morr Hi Ni Hondaa se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saban ,sarf se behter shohar hai

Aik aurat dosri se:me ne bartan dhone k lye sare saban aur har kisam ki sarf istamal kia hai magr ju sub se behter hai wo hai
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.shohar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi

Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chaly gay

kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kar agy aa kar khata sadar: ji mra moo kala karoo

sadar: chal wapis
aik bar phir aa gaya

sadar: phir bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay

baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo kar do gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mohabbat Main Dolat

Mohabbat Main Dolat Ki Koi Ehmiyat Nahi
Phir,
Har Larki K Khawab Main Shehzada Kio Hota Ha?
Kabhi Suna K Meray Sapno Ka Conductor,
Mujhay Lenay Aaye Ga? :/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)