Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?

Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views

Dog Fell In Love With Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason


Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

:o

Larki: Jan_E_Man Mujhe Ayse Propose Karo Jaise Aj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kia Ho . . . . . Larka: Kamini Zaleel I Love you Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhe Tabah Kar Dey Beghairat….

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper
2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye,
Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye,
Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn
Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or
Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Love Equation

Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.

Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum bathroom mein

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)