Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega
Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi
Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.
Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???
Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 986 views
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