Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega

Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi

Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.

Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???

Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.

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