Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.

Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1089 views

Santa bike se ja rha tha

Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak
gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style
hai..:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Customer: Sardarji lassi me

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Izzat se

'Pappu: Daddy idhar aa...

Maan: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.

Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.'

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

kia peo gay?

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)