Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN-kamse kam 10

Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo

by imran (few years ago!)

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab Dekho tab

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Murghi k neik bachay

aik murghi ne 5 anday(eggs) diye or dua mangi kay bachay naik niklen
kuch dino baad bachay niklay
.
pehla namaz parhta hoa..
doosra tasbeeh parhta hoa.
teesra wuzoo krta hoa.
chotha naat parhta hoa.
panchva nai nikla to murghi pareshan ho gai...aur dua karnay lagi to anday se awaz ai ami main aitkaf main betha hua hoon.

by Kamran Hassan Qureshi (few years ago!)

Matlab bata

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)