School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”

Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”

Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”

Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1831 views
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