Training k doraan
Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?
Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.
Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?
Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?
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