How Can You Recongnize A Sardar In The Scientists

Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 921 views

Ek Baat Batao Aisi Kaunsi Cheez

Ek Baat Batao Aisi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Phatne Pe Aawaz Nahi Hoti….
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Doodh
Hamesha Non Veg Mat Socho!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bache mun k sache

Bachhe Mun k sachhe..
Boy to his mom:”Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:”Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:”gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p :O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
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Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
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Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naughty : Height of Shame

Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered.

A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife

My wife and I were watching some TV show the
other nite where the wife hired a private
detective to follow her husband and see if he were
infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she
would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to
find out who the other woman was, but to see if I
could find out what she saw in ya."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)