Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1332 views

A Journalist To A Doctor

A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamare Desh Ki Aausat

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi pyar kerne wala

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen
k Saath Aansu Saaf karna
k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mubarak Ho Bacha Huwa Hay

Nurse:
Mubarak Ho Apke Ha Bacha Huwa Hay Kya Nam Socha Hy?

Baap:
Aap Itni Aatang & Beautiful Hen
Ap Hi Koi Nam Bata Den?

Nurse:Iska Nam Begairat Ka Bacha Rakh Den

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1

Agar koi apko dopahar 12-1 baje kahy “good-night”
ya phir
shaam ko kahe “good morning”
ya phir
ajeeb ajeeb batien karien
to samajh lein keh Us keh exams ho rahey hain!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)