In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 798 views

Customer Se Tameez

Tution sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyun Nahi Karta Tu?

New Age Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar Saale,

Customer Se Aise Baat Karte Hain Kya? :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 dost picnic pe gaye

3 dost picnic pe gaye, Phuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye.

Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega.

Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.

2 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya. 4 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya.

Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gye..

Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha: Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!!! :P Xd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Delivery k baad

Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)