Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 764 views

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
Baap ne us ko chup karwate hue kaha: Beta, sabr karo, tumhari qismat mai yahi likha tha.
Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada bhikh milti

Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pedhne wala gafha

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha,
padhne wala mahan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend

On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend Asks Him Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring

Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)