Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 921 views

Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????

Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

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