Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views

Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He husband: kab Se?

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se

Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi ka masla

Aik shakhs ne molvi se pocha agr jungale me namaz parhte waqt share aa jae to namaz jari rakhni chahye ya nai.
Molvi:agr wozu rahe to jari rakhen.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…



Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Police

first friend: yar aaj main nay

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

What a Touching Story

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!

What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)