Akhir Problem Hai To Hai Kidhar?

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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