Bechara Pathan
Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.
Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,
Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
SANTA ka school me 7th class me new admision huwa.
Teacher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon hai ?
SANTA-Humko kya pata mai To school me naya hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.
Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”
Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”
Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
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.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pati: Aaj sunday hai aur aaj jee bhar ke aish karna….Movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: Teen kyun ?
Pati: Tumhara aur tumhaare papa mummy ke liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)