A Tiger Killed A Sardar

A Tiger Killed A Sardar In The Zoo
A Man Asked Y Did U Killed Sardar?

Tiger: Or Nai To Kya..
Sala Kab Se Keh Rha Tha
Itni Bari Billi Wo0oeeen Itni Bari Bili

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views
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