Abe Judge Ki To Sharam Kar

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Judge: “Order, Order”

Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”

Judge: “Shut Up!”

Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“

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