bhai jaan cigrate to dena,

Pathan to dukandaar.
bhai jaan cigrate to dena,
Dukandaar:
Kon Sa?
Pathan"
Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 567 views
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