Sardar
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya-
"Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?"
Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-" Tamiez S Bat Karo-
Sardar: Baji Tosi Mere Nal Weya Far Maao Ge
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