look like third wife
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 828 views
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Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
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Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se jala raha hy!
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Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
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1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster
lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek
ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain -
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so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Torch le kar dondh raha hai. -
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Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
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MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
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