Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye
Sardar Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman plain me dikhau?
Sardar nahi,
Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…
Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru.
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