Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 942 views

Hamare yahan shaadi e-mai

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad

Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest

Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The teacher came up with a good..

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)