Difference Between Best Friend & Just Friend:

When You Are In Hospital.
Just Friend Asks: “Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?”
Best Friend Asks: “Nurse Kaisi Hai?“

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 871 views

In exam hall a girl 2 santa

In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi."

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

"The"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Christmas Tree

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hadd Hai, Abhi Tak Samajh Nahi Aayi

Ek Ladka Rishta Mangne Apni Girl Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Taki Unki Ab Jaladi Hi Shaadi Ho Jaye,

Lekin Waha Ladki Ke Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-Utha Ke Patka,

Maar Khane Ke Baad Ladka Utha Aur Bola: “To Main Inkaar Samajhu?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)