Husbnd police statoin pe
Police station me aik admi mujh arest kar lo maine apni bv ke sar pe danda mara hai,
police:wo mar gai,
admi :nai wo bach gae hai ab meri khair nai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 785 views
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