Door ki nazer

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai
SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh
kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur
tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 887 views
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