Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai
SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh
kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur
tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views

Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya
Kyun? Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mix Up at the Hospital

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I`ll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It`ll just have to be someone else`s, that`s all."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne Dn me Chori Karne

Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?

Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I think I need glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)