Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se
Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez
kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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