John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views

Bat ko mzak me ni lena

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik wo bi zamana tha

Dada;aik zamana tha jb mein sirf 10 rupee me ghee,dhoodh, dalein, sub kuch le ata tha.
Pota;ab ye bagairti nai chalti jagah jagah camere lag gae hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Marriage is a lot like going

Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

1 pathan ne molvi ko bohat maara,

kisi ne pucha kyn maara.

PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat ka mazay lenge,

jannat tou hamara bewi ka nam hai¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)