John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!

Mosquitoes Have Been Biting Sardar For The Whole Night
He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun

Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun aaye ho School 8 baje shuru hota hai.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.pk.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Character kharb ho ga

Miss:agr apna character acha karna ho to apni har teacher ko maan samjho
student:lakin miss is se to hamare abu ka character kharab ho jae ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the

BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...

YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)