Bat ko mzak me ni lena
Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 922 views
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