Doctor ki larai
Aik Admi Langraata Hoa Aata Hay
Usse Dekh Kar Do Doctor Aapas May Jhagar Tean
Hay
Aik Kehta Hay K Us Ki Haddi Toot Gai Hai
Dosra Bolta Hai K
Nahi Us Ka Angotha Nikal Gaya Hai
Donoon Me Kafi Behas Ho Rahi Hoti Hai To
Tisra Doctor Bolta Hai
Chalo Us Say Hi Poch Laetey Hain
Ussay Poch Tay Hain To
Wo Bolata Hai
Nahi , Na Mera To Chapl Tota Hay
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