Ek chor chori karne ek Ghar
Ek chor chori karne ek Ghar mei Ghusa.
Santa: Kaun hai?
Chor: Miyaau....
Santa: Kaun hai?
... Chor: Miyaauuu...!!.
Santa: Kaun hai?
Chor: saale billi hu billi..!!!.
Santa: Ok ok...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views
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