Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu
Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...
"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"
Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..
Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"
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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p
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