After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1104 views

young age and old age.

Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?

Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A pathan fell from a building and fainted.

A pathan fell from a building and fainted.

Doctor declared him dead.
Suddenly pathan woke up and said I m alive.

His wife snubbed him,” Do you know better than the doctor?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: What is the difference

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dedicated to My Memory

In A College Test: A Student who wasn't Prepared,
Left the Page Blank and Wrote at the Bottom

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Dedicated to My Memory
Which Recently Passed Away.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor sahib ye dawa to

Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)