A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1012 views

Today dinner. .

Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open
Mouth..
WHY?Because His Doctor Advised Him “Todays
Dinner Should Be Light”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Answers

Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher:
Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sararti Student

Xam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai .........!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor Pathan Se

Doctor Pathan Se:
Khan Sahab Tumhara 1 Gurda
Fail Ho Gaya Hy,,.,,

Pathan Bola:

Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to his friend

Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..

Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok paaya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)