women
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 973 views
Similar Jokes
Girl_ darling hamaare pyaar ke baare mai kisi ko mat btana
Boy_ tere bhai ko zarur btaunnga .saala kehta tha koi koi kutti hee hogi jo mujh se pyaar kregi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jack: Promise me that when I die, I'll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles.
Rose: Why would you want that?
Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation,
Imagine What Her Serial Bade Acche Lagte Hain Would Have Been Called ?
Khade Acche Lagte Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Me tumhari yaad me 15 Din me hi aadhi mar gai ho..Mujhe leyne kab aarahe ho..?
Husband: 15 Din Baad..!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
.
Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
.
.
Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)