18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

by Shak (few years ago!) / 826 views

Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai

Ek Shaitani Chudail Ne 60 Saal Ke Pati-Patni Se Kaha.

Chudail: “Main Tum Dono Ki Ek-Ek Wish Poori Kar Sakti Hoon”

Patni: “Main Apne Pati Ke Sath Saari Duniya Ghumna Chahati Hoon”

Chudail Ne Chhadhi Ghumaai Aur 2 Tickets Aa Gaye.
Phir Husband Se Puchha: “Tum

Bolo, Kya Chahate Ho?”
Pati: “Mujhe Apne Se 30 Saal Chhoti Wife Chahiye”

Chudail Ne Fir Chhadhi Ghumai Aur Husband Ko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya.

Moral: Aadmi Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaahiye Ki Chudail Bhi Aurat Hi Hoti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:"Can you see God

Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Can you touch God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi dosre se:

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)