Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

Funny

Before you judge a person.

Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!


Take them & Run.. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

mene larki ko phasaya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?



Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

lets start with kisses...

Girl: I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.
Boy: Ok, then lets start with kisses...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman

1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman Me Dekh Raha Tha.1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaya.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How is a police

How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)