Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pathan

Ek pathan ne new car li


Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
.
Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-

And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga

Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga

Santa-leking apke Makan me chuhe Nach rhe hai

Makan Malik-To 50 rs me Kya katrina nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Brought a new car

Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cricket joke

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chohe ne sherni ko

Ek Choohe Ne Sherni Ko Purpose Kia Sherni Ne
Kaha Abe Chal Tune
Apna Jism
Jaan Height Dekhi Hai
To Chooha Bola Madam In Sab Ko Choro Mera
Confidence Dekho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gaddi Starting Salary

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,

Nurse ka mangetar bari hasra..

Santa chawal kha rha tha

“Lipton di cha hai?”

If Hollywood Movies Were Mad..

Due To Rain No Match

Oh sundari

A Young Naval Student

If Hollywood Movies Were Mad..

Bad Temper Problem

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook