Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views

High BP

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,
do u think its LOVE????
na Munna na its called high B/P…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

S0lve the case?

S0lve the case?

Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi

Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the

P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joary

Aik pathan ne 2usry pthan se poucha, joray kahan bnty hn, 2usry ne kaha, asmano per, pehla bola O ME MAR GYA, me to drzee ko de aya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

why did u shoot Ur wife

Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,

it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes

Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)