Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha
Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 522 views
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