1 Chuenti Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi
1 Chuenti
Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi
Next Day
Hathi Ki Death Hogai
Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila,
Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi
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