Dozakh mein log
Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,
Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain……:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 963 views
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