Page Had An Auto-Graph
Judge: Y Did U Murder Ur Frnd??
Jst Bcz He Cut A Piece Of Paper
From Ur Note-Book??
Boy: No
Bcz That Page Had An Auto-Graph
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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