Dimag ghuma dene wala
Dimag ghuma dene wala question:-
Income Tax aur Callertune me kya similarity hai.?
?
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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai, par Maza koi aur leta hai...!! :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 757 views
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