8 Batain Kisi K Dil Main Ap Ki Izzat Barha Sakti Hain…
1) SALAM Krna
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Daina
3) Asal Naam Say Pukarna
4) Bila Wajah Behas Na Krna
5) Doosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Say Sunna
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna
7) Bina Puchay 03151234567 Pr
Rs.50 Ka Eazy Load Karwana
8) Point Numbr 7 Pay Zyada Tawjjo Daina.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 740 views

santa ws painting his home suddenly

santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

Same as above

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In A Vaccume

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am afraid

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not
suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and
the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try
a new girl?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)