student life
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 835 views
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Mom hum is desh ko
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
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