Examiner Taking Practical Of Sardar

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?

Sardar: I don’t know.

Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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