wo kam jo baray baray na kar sakay
Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary
AALIM Na Kr Skay, Aik
Machar Ny Kr Dia.
Lahore Ki Ladies Ko
Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
Socks Tak Pehn Ny Per
Majboor Kr Dia. Karachi,
Multan & Islamabad
Walio Sudhar Jao Ab
Tumhari Baari Hai
(Molvi Dengue.)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1401 views
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