Some idiots say
S0me idi0t say:
"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 759 views
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Dost Pathan se:
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart
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