Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4
Santa: Yaar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
Banta: Aho! Te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi me Jin a gya.
Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.
1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,
Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,
Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha
Santa:Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.
One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.
Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two Frogs Sitting Together
1St Frog: Trrrrr
2nd Frog: Trrrr
1st Frog:Trrrr
2nd Frog:Trrrr
1st Frog: Taratrrr
2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay!
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna..
Ghar aatay huay Ya Allah tera shukar..!
Aur..
Shadi shuda.. ghar se nikaltay huay.
Ya Allah tera shukar..
Ghar k andar jatay huay,
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna…! :-).
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)