Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha

Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views

Colour Tv

Sardarji is buying a TV"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai th

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao

Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Momo to mehmood sahab

Momo to mehmood sahab
Aapkay kay dost nai kis pagal aurat se shadi ki hai kiya wo andha hai?

Mehmood sahab: momo mein nai tum sai shadi ki hai to kiya mein bhi andha tha?

Mono: chup bey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)